Is your hair nappy? do you want waves?

As you all know I am the guy who is known for having the best waves on campus. Well, fortunately for you nappy headed negroes I have cut all my hair off and for the moment I am choosing to lose the waves for a while. And since I don't have waves I am giving out these simple instructions for acquiring the best waves in the history of waves. Just follow these simple steps.

1. First apply the dax grease on your hair. Now the key thing here is to add enough grease evenly around your head untill your hair appears to be very slick( kinda shiney lookin'), make sure you rub grease through hair thoroughly.
2. Brush hair for 5-10 minutes. Note: The trick of getting waves is not in the way you brush your hair.
3. Then take a quarter size amount of the pro gel and apply evenly throughout the hair. Note: This adds shine and holds waves in place.
4. Take a doo rag and bring the rag down to your eyebrows and begin to tie. Note: For best results take the strings and flatten them out when tieing (your stings should appear as if they've been ironed flat) this will also keep your head from having the huge print.
5. Leave doo rag on for a minimum of 1-2 hours. As you continue this procedure your hair will only need up to 5 minutes to wave up. Note: for best results leave doo rag while you are sleeping.
6. Follow this procedure everyday.